There was a train going to New York at 55 MPH, and another?

train was coming from Baltimore at 65 kmph. It was midnight with a westerly wind blowing at 32 knots, there was a quarter moon, and it was partly cloudy. Each train had 12 cars, including a caboose.
In the dining car of the train going to new York was a Mime convention of 52 [...]

Any woman here have the guts to kick me from the southbound end of an east bound train that left Chicago…?

…at 8:45 AM traveling at 100 kilometers/hour just in time to pas through the dining car of a westbound train that left New York at 10:00 PM the previous day at 120 kph while I steal the caviar off the tray of the bald waiter, & tuck and roll through the side window into the [...]