The Fine-Dining Restaurants

Fine dining refers to the cuisine and service provided in restaurants where food, drink, and service are expensive and usually leisurely. Turnover per table may be less than one an evening. Many of the customers are there for a special occasion, such as a wedding or birthday. Many customers bring business guests and write off [...]

I’m looking to open up a fine-dining steakhouse-type restaurant in downtown New York. Need ironic name.?

I’m catering to the upper-class high-powered business moguls of Manhattan. Name must be clever, ironic, preferably (though not exclusively) without New York-specific references. I’m considering expansion and branding opportunities and I would not want to alienate non-New Yorkers.
Needs to be ironic, humorous!