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Hope you like this one!!!?

April 18, 2010 by  
Filed under new york fine dining

The man was dining in a very swank restaurant in New York City. When the elderly waiter brought the consomme the customer saw that his thumb was deep in the soup bowl.
Next, the waiter served steak diane, and now his thumb was deep in the gravy. The customer held his tongue. This was after all one of New York’s finest restaurants.
Finally, for dessert the waiter brought out coupe marrow. This time his finger was not in the ice cream. The customer could contain himself no longer. “Sir,” he said to the waiter, would you tell me why you put your finger in the consomme and the steak gravy but not in the coupe marrow?
The waiter stared coldly at him for a moment and then replied, Simple, my good man. I have a bad case of arthritis and warm things relieve the pain in my thumb.
The customer became very angry. “You son-of-a-b*tch!” he said, “Putting your thumb in my food! You should take that thumb and ram it up your a*s!”
The waiter looked at him and said, That’s what I do in the kitchen

Comments

15 Responses to “Hope you like this one!!!?”
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  2. dianee says:

    lol

  3. s_ringler says:

    ohh dear! lol

  4. nickkap1 says:

    where is this place? sounds like great food.

    was the waiter an attractive man?

  5. the undead says:

    lol !

  6. football fiend says:

    lol…good one

  7. jackiehenry_06 says:

    hahahhahahhahaa oh my goshh haha

  8. Mikey says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was funny!!! u got anymore like it???

  9. gwy*girl says:

    lol

  10. moesha91 says:

    what tha

  11. Nicole says:

    Haha Good one!

  12. Ilan W says:

    Nice one man!

  13. Keepingmycool says:

    lol!

  14. Dia says:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. pistola says:

    My kind of joke.

    Thanks for sharing.

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